Torakismyhero

Today I was wandering in the woods, and I got to thinking: why are trees mainly green? I mean, in the summer of course, except for needle trees. That would be a question for the shaman's, thats for sure! Then I tripped on a root and fell to the ground, and realized I had broken my ankle! That sure hurt. I cast about for something to splint it with, and that's when I realized I had landed in an anthill. I rolled around like a madman poisoned, and when I finally got away from the ants I realized I must had rolled right in something dead, I smelled that bad.
It was getting dark, which is when I realized I was lost, and had no idea where I was. What a day!